What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
How does a leopard change its spots?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on?
The Captains Dinghy!
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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