What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
How slime flies.
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are black and white.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it... with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... and then 2 days and then 3 days.
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said... "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.