What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
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A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He says, “What the hell is that all about?”
The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Class: "Brotherly love."
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.
The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Shit!" says the ant.
"One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.