Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
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A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?"
"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you."
The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey.
One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."
The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey.
Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?"
"We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs?
A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It's a place of udder delight.
‘I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.’
Steven Wright
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda d to its every whim.