Joke #6932

Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts. One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime. "Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious. "How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?" "Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."
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LaShaunda had just given birth to a daughter and discussed possible names with her hospital roommate, LaQoowanga. LaShwanda mentioned a name she had heard in the doctor's office, "Vagina". When the hospital personnel asked her what name to put on the birth certificate, LaShaunda said "Vagina". "You can't name your baby that!" "Don't disrespect me! I be her mama. I can names her anything I want." When the hospital person tried to explained what the name meant, LaShaunda said, "No, No! that's a cootchie!"
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Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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