Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse.
He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for $20.
The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, last door on the left.
He proceeded to march up the stairs and entered the room.
To his shock and pleasure he saw a beautiful blonde waiting naked on the bed.
So he tore off his clothes and jumped on and started pumping away for dear life.
Upon orgasm he noticed that stuff started oozing out of her eyeballs.
He runs down to the Madam to report this and she looks at him turns around and yells, "Hey Charlie....... The dead one's full again!"
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
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swishy ass
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surprised ass
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ass that's been around
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kiss my ass
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leave my ass alone
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tired ass
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wise ass
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unlucky ass
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money out the ass
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time?
He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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