Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.
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How is parsley like pubic hair?
You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof.
While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind.
The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down.
So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep."
So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!"
And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.