There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
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I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
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A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"
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Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
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When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me.
First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her.
Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower.
Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower.
When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall.
He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!"
Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
Why does the witch not wear panties when flying?
Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
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