Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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