Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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