Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.