Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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