Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.