Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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