Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.