Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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