Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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