Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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