Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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