Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.