Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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