Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.