Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Except Chuck Norris.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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