Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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