Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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