Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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