Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.