Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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