Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Vote:
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Vote:
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Vote:
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Vote:
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Vote:
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Vote:
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
Vote: