Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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