Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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