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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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