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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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