Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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