Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.