Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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