Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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