What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?
A: A new last name.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."
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What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Once upon a time, there was a very happy, long-married couple who ran a small farm.
They loved each other and all, there was just one problem – the guy farted incredibly, and enjoyed ripping seriously loud ones in bed especially.
The wife complained for years, pleaded – in vain.
"One day, you'll spill your guts out, you mark my words!" was the lady's frequent closing warning.
Then one Thanksgiving morning, gutting the turkey, she had a stroke of genius.
She took all the turkey's guts and went to their bedroom and quietly slipped them under the still sleeping man's covers.
"That'll teach him!" she thought with satisfaction and went back to her work.
At 10 the man was still nowhere to be seen – quite shocking for a farmer – and she was starting to worry when finally her husband came down – walking a little strange, wearing an even stranger expression.
"You were right about the farting, Ida," he panted, "I'm ashamed to admit that I did fart my guts out. But with the help of our Lord and these two fingers, all is right again!"
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What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out.
One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush.
"What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor.
"Why, it's a toilet brush."
"Ooh, I see," says Josi.
A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working.
"Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
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What's grosser than gross?
A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a
Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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