What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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A: He Married Her
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I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo?
Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first.
Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.
Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p?
Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses.
Which hits the ground first?
The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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