Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Jenna, Jessica and ariana die.
They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud".
The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy.
Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy.
Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?".
Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall.
Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?"
The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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