Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.