Joke #10096

Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Vote:
has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Vote:
has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Vote:
has 84.98 % from 674 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Vote:
has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Vote:
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game