Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.