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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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