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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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