Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.