Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.