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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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