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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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