Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.