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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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