Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.