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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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