A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant? I hope it's not mine.
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours? A: Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life? Third grade.