A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel.
Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts."
He asks "What do you mean?"
So she showed him what she meant.
She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?"
She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?"
Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
What do you call a smart blonde?
There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
One that never misses a period.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island.
The redhead swims half way and drowns.
The brunette swims half way and drowns too.
The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
A man and a blonde are at an ATM.
The man says "I know you'r pincode, it's ****" and the blonde says "No it's not! It's 4829!"
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert.
They found a lamp and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
The redhead wished to be back home.
Poof! She was back home.
The brunette wished to be at home with her family.
Poof! She was back home with her family.
The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."