A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel.
Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere?
Because they all painted themselves blond.
A young man presents his fiancee to his parent.
At the table, the girl needs to have a fart.
After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell...
The father-in-law says: Rex...!
Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes.
After a while she gives another and the father-in-law says very angry:
Rex, be careful...
With a very big relief, the girl farts again.
Father-in-law says:
Rex!
Get out of there she’ll shit on you!
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed them.
So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her how.
Once they were done feeding them, the blonde said, "Now, what do I give them to drink?"
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?"
Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?"
Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."