Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Q: Why are two blonde girls fighting on a motorcycle? A: They are fighting because they both want to sit next to the window.
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!" Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?
There are three blonds that went to the store. After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car. The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door. The second blond tried using a hanger. The third blond tried using pen. While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.