Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
A: She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
There are three blonds that went to the store.
After they get done in the store one of the blondes realizes that she locked her keys in her car.
The first blond tried using a screwdriver to unlock the door.
The second blond tried using a hanger.
The third blond tried using pen.
While they are trying to unlock the door the second blond says "We better hurry up guys its about to rain and the tops down!"
Two blondes drive through the middle of Kansas, surrounded entirely by wheat fields.
One blonde says, "Look over there!"
They see another blonde in scuba gear acting like she's swimming through the wheat.
The blonde driving says, "It's girls like that who give us blondes a bad name."
The other blonde says, "Yeah! And if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and tell her off."