What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.
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May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
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A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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Sperm 2: We've still got a long way to go. We're only half way down the esophagus.
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A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"
Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.
"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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