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So everybody takes a big whiff.
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May your dreams be sweet
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A: Stand on his back and piss.
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The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks."
The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch."
The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife."
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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A: Anyone can roast beef.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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