Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...