Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...