No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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