Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroke-n-off
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office.
The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample.
The man was slightly deaf and said, "What?"
The doctor said, "I need a blood, urine and feces sample."
The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear, "Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear."
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse.
He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for $20.
The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, last door on the left.
He proceeded to march up the stairs and entered the room.
To his shock and pleasure he saw a beautiful blonde waiting naked on the bed.
So he tore off his clothes and jumped on and started pumping away for dear life.
Upon orgasm he noticed that stuff started oozing out of her eyeballs.
He runs down to the Madam to report this and she looks at him turns around and yells, "Hey Charlie....... The dead one's full again!"
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me.
First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her.
Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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