Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand.
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He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
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A: He who has diarrhea and wants to fart!
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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
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Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times.
After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.
"How's the food there?" asks the hooker.
"Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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