Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video.
He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video.
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He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough.
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Why did God give women legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind.
The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down.
So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep."
So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!"
And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
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"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"
"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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