Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.
"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon.
They notice she isn't wearing any panties.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar?
They are both stuck up cunts.
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A: Come in five flavors.
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