Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time?
He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”
The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.”
The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.”
The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra?
Now he's hard up.
An elderly black man goes to see his doctor for help with his sexual performance issues.
The doctor explains that Viagra isn't going to work this time.
The man goes back to the doctor a month later for a follow-up.
This time he is wearing a new tuxedo, shined shoes, and a top-hat.
The doctor is impressed and asks what the occasion is.
The old man says, "If I'm gonna be impotent I'm gonna look impotent!"
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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Why did God give women legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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Q: Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino?
A: One cup and you're up all night.
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk."
Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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