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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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