Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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