Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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