Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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