Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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