Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can say never.