Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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