Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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