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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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