Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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