Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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