Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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