According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him:
"You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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