According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.