Joke #7987

According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, science

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Vote: has 83.37 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Vote: has 83.26 % from 474 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
Vote: has 82.28 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, life, science
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Vote: has 81.96 % from 305 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Vote: has 81.67 % from 300 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Vote: has 80.20 % from 198 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Vote: has 80.01 % from 241 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Vote: has 79.80 % from 177 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Vote: has 79.71 % from 165 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Vote: has 79.56 % from 101 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death