According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.