According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.