Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.