Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.