Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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