Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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