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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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