Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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