Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.