Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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