Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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