Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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