Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.