Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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