Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.