Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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