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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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