Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.