When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.