When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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