How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: The big hand touches the little one.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me.
First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her.
Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is French, the other Italian.
Every morning when the French guy gets on, he passes his fingers underneath his nose while sniffing and says "Aaahhh... Fifi!"
He does this every day, so the Italian guy says to him one morning, "Why do you do that and say 'Aaahhh... Fifi!'?"
The French man explaines that Fifi is his wife, and he fingers her every morning and it reminds him of her all day.
The next morning, the French guy gets on the trains and sniffs his fingers saying, "Fifi!"
Then the Italian guy gets on and runs his whole arm under his nose and says, "Aaahhh... Maria!"
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