How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Vote:
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
Vote:
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
Vote:
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
Vote:
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo?
Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first.
Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.
Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p?
Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!
Vote:
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
Vote:
After nine years of marriage, a butcher's wife is tired of her husband's morning flatulence.
She warns him that he'll fart his guts out.
One night, the wife decides to put pig scraps in his pants, so he will think that he actually farted his guts out and stop the flatulence.
The next morning, the husband goes to the bathroom.
Two long hours later, he comes out and says, "You were right about me farting my guts out. But with the grace of the dear Lord and these two fingers. I got them back in there!"
Vote:
Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl?
A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
Vote:
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
Vote:
One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world."
Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"
Vote: