Why did God give women legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy.
All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand.
She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom.
"Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!"
"I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits?
The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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A farmer and a son live on a farm.
The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid.
He is so excited because he's just milked a cow.
Then he takes a big drink from the glass.
His father just stares at him.
"Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."
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How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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