How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him.
They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room.
In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there.
I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby.
I did so.
And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
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What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying.
Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby.
I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window?
A: A baby in a microwave!
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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