Joke #7892

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.