Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.