What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle.
They made it to an uninhabited island.
Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.
Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing.
Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
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What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
A: Having two legs.
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat.
He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?"
The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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