What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together? A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One's a cunning runt.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?" A: It hasn't come out yet.
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.