One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top.
She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel.
Then a little girl came running up to her.
"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."
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What's grosser than gross?
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What's grosser than that?
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How did Captain Hook die?
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A: Depends.
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The bull must have drug him a mile!
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A: A sheep.
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