Why does a penis have a hole at the end?
So guys can be open-minded.
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What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need.
A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms?
A: So gay guys can play star wars.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
The Perfect Man:
- wakes up at 5 am everyday
- exercises everyday
- makes his own bed
- cleans his room
- works sincerely
- does not touch alcohol
- helps in the kitchen
- does not indulge in night life
- always punctual
- prays daily
- hits the bed at 9 pm sharp
Such a perfect man can only be found in jail.
Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife "look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !"
Wife replies "yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse..."
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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