Why does a penis have a hole at the end?
So guys can be open-minded.
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Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives.
Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does."
Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft."
Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?"
Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?"
"Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
Two men walked into a restaurant, the first one asks for tea.
The second also asks for tea.
"And make sure the glass is clean," he tells the waiter.
When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, "Which one of you asked for the clean glass?"
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill.
"Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.