If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.