Joke #10368

The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
Vote: has 66.64 % from 42 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to swerve to avoid a box falling off the lorry in front. Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box was full of nails and tacks. "I had to serve or I'd have run over those and blown my tyres!" protested the driver. "Ok", replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in." "What for?" retorted the man. "Tacks evasion", answered the policeman.
Vote: has 55.34 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: car, cop, driving, tax
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Vote: has 20.04 % from 132 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Vote: has 81.77 % from 159 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Vote: has 66.60 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
How do you know you have a great CPA? He has a tax loophole named after him.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health