The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined?
A: For buttering up her clients.
A man was driving along the road when all of a sudden he has to swerve to avoid a box falling off the lorry in front.
Seconds later a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
As the policeman starting writing the ticket he noticed the box was full of nails and tacks.
"I had to serve or I'd have run over those and blown my tyres!" protested the driver.
"Ok", replied the officer, ripping up the ticket, "but I'm still bringing you in."
"What for?" retorted the man.
"Tacks evasion", answered the policeman.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.