The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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Q: And the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion?
A: Jail.
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A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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