The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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A man goes to the doctor. "Doctor, that medicine you gave me isn't working. Is there anything else I could try?".
"Fill out this tax form," suggests the doctor.
"How's that going to help me?", asks the man.
"I'm not sure," replies the doctor, "but some of my patients say it gives them relief."
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK?
A: He can claim Gift Relief.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?"
The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."
"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
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