The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
AA By his net income.
Even though telemarketers are slightly less beloved than dentists and tax auditors, that's the job my friend took during his summer vacation.
Halfway through one of his sales pitches, he heard a clicking at the other end of the line.
Thinking the man may have hung up, he asked, "Are you still there?"
"Yeah, still here," said the man.
"Sorry, I heard a click and I thought you'd been disconnected."
"No," the man said, "that would sound more like this."
He then proceeded to show me what it would sound like by slamming down the phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant?
A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Where do homeless accountants live?
In a tax shelter.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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