The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
AA By his net income.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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