Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today!
"Shut up and keep digging, boy."
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One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy.
All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand.
She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom.
"Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!"
"I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room.
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What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day.
They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon.
They notice she isn't wearing any panties.
"Is it cooler without panties?" they ask.
She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?
Rhesus Pieces.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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What's grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.
What's grosser than that?
When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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I don't like the term "anal bleaching".
I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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