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Chun Ki Ho.
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A: A Angel.
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A: A Bat.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
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A: They always steal the green cards.