What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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