What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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White owl: who who.
Black owl: who dat who dat.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.