What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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