What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.