What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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