Joke #8234

What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.

Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs  He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement."  He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."  He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."  After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work.  At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?"  All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.

What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...

Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.

I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.

Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.

Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.

Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.