What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...
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Cross Country.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!