What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.