What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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