What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...
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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.
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A: One comes out of the oven alive.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
How are vending machines and black men similar?
They don't work but they take your money.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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