What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.