What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"