What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"