Joke #8541

What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...

Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."

Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...

Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.

Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.

Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.