Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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"Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!"
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Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers.
The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings."
The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose."
The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt."
The first and second boys where amazed.
The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?"
"No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
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