Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Doctor father: "Always, write your prescriptions illegibly and your bills legibly."
Two kids were talking together.
First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands."
Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?"
First: "Yes, of course."
Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Husband: "Good night mother of my three sons."
Wife: "Same to you father of none."
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!"
The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.
So I put my hand around my kid and told him
"Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."