Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind.
Son: Dad im over here.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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A little boy went up to his father and asked:
"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied.
"Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
Little Johnny: Dad, Is it true?
I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries!
Father: Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!”
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