Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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