Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!