Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.