Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.