Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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