Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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