Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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