Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.