Joke #5976

Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Vote: has 83.83 % from 904 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Vote: has 49.61 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, time
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Vote: has 70.43 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Vote: has 76.51 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 78.15 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Vote: has 35.23 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Vote: has 39.32 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris