Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.