Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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