Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.