Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic