Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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