Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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