Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.