Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.