One man says, "I can't believe they are still together after all that crap."
The other man says, "Who?"
The first man says, "Your butt cheeks."
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An old woman goes to the doctor's office.
The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests."
The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?
A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"
A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.