Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!