Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!