Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.