Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."