Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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