Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!