Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
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A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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