Joke #8787

Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people

I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.

What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."

There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.

There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!

What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.