What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
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Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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