What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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A: Holy Shit.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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