What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.