What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
