What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
What did God say when he created the first nigger? Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!