What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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