What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him? A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.