What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends?
A: Coach!
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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