Joke #3155

What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 57.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
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What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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