What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.