Joke #3243

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American." "Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. "Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."

What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."

Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.

What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.

What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.