Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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