Joke #3243

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.

There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.

What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.

Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.

Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.

Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.