Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.