Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames? A: A firecracker.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.