Joke #3243

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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