Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.