Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
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A: Black are bigger than white.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."