Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"