What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
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Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
"Hey, today we got the four of clubs.
A guy named Samir al-Aziz, a Ba'ath party bad guy.
And we now have the four of clubs, the five of clubs, the five of spades and the seven of diamonds.
I don't know what game they're playing at the White House, but today, when it was confirmed that we had the four of clubs, Condoleezza Rice had to take off her blouse."
Bill Maher "The Pentagon said this week that the war in Iraq has cost $20 billion so far.
The breakdown is operations: $10 billion; personnel: $6 billion; getting Bush re-elected: priceless."
Bill Maher "The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq.
You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain."
Bill Maher "Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles.
President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick.
There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'" Bill Maher.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.