What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
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The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Sum ting wong.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."