What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".