What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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