What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.