What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!