What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there.
His mother didn’t allow it.
The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind.
Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him.
Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it.
Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman!
Superman rescued the child!
The crowd relieved applauses.
The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman.
"Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them.
"New York Times."
"You can ask me now." Superman said.
"Were you scared while saving the kid?"
"Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost."
To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?
"Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?"
"I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil."
The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?"
"Risebroker"
(Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper)
"To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!"
Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage:
New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard!
Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior!
Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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