What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city.
The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city.
A man responded to the ad.
The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million.
He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials.
There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered.
The mayor agreed to the terms.
The man went to his car and brought back a small box.
He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon.
He released the pigeon into the air.
Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon.
The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box.
The mayor was totally amazed by this.
The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work.
The mayor told the man that he had a question for him.
The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million.
The mayor said that his question was worth the cost.
The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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