What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
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I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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