What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.