What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.