So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20. And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.