Joke #8864

So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.

I've got this black friend... just kidding.

How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.

Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!

100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

Black magic... It doesn't work.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.

What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.