So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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