So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV? A: His brother with a VCR.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.