So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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