So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.