So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
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A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people