So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks dude where did you get that.
And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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