So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong