So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.